「Vergil!!!」我問道:「What have I done wrong in my life that you have to punish me like this?! Please stop, it's not even funny!」
(我究竟做錯左咩,你要咁懲罰我啊?!一點都唔好玩啊!)
「My friend, I was just too excited to see you again! Couldn't help myself greeting you with all my sincerity!」:阿銓笑說
(朋友,我一時興奮得剩,所以用誠意黎同你打個招呼姐!)
我皺著眉說:「We absolutely don't share the same definition for “sincerity,” speaking of which, what happened to your promise of not using that against me any more? What happened to the truce?」
(我同你對誠意既定義真係好唔同啊。上次又話保持和平既?)
「Excellent point, our clever Sister Lavender! Last time I saw you in Tai Po, I promised not to throw the snake to you again,」阿銓用食指指著地上的玩具老鼠說:「But he, little Micky, wasn't mentioned in my promise at all!」
(拿,聰明女,上次停戰協議我講話唔再向你掉條蛇,但冇講話唔掉呢隻小老鼠喎!)
「……」:我完全無言以對
「How come you're here in Ho Man Tin?I thought you moved to Sha Tin.」:我心有餘悸地問道
阿銓笑說:「I live in Sha Tin but now I have to take Taekwondo lessons here in Ho Man Tin. But wherever I go, pranks follow! You are now in charge of Ho Man Tin area, I guess we’ll have a lot of time to strength our friendship, my friend!」
(我住沙田但係起何文田學跆拳道。我去到邊,邊到就有惡作劇。我地以後有大把時間鞏固友誼!)
「I want to live my life as far away from you as possible, sir.」:我嘆道
(我想遠離你過日子…...)
我笑嘆道:「佢有咩理由去妒忌?Vergil會play prank son每一個教友。Vergil根本唔會中意我,who's like 5 years older than him. Plus,我係Sister Lavender,一個姊妹,傳道期間唔會拍拖。阿嵐如果係教友,佢應該知道呢個事實。」
(注:姊妹及長老們於擔任傳教士期間均會與異性保持距離,不談戀愛)
「你可以保持頭腦清醒係因為你冇fall in love,但佢唔可以啊嘛。」:Sister Yiu微笑說
我笑說:「I’d like to see them be together. It’ll be fun if a naughty person like Vergil gets hit everyday by a powerful Taekwondo girlfriend.」